Ask ConZilla
Help us help you!
We know that there are good ideas floating
around out there, and we'd love to make use of them, but we can't unless you
tell us!
This year we've decided to start a new section on
our website called Ask ConZilla. Or, ask about rumors floating around, or
about history...we'll try to track down the truth!
Let us know
what you'd like to see next year and we'll see what we can do.
We'll answer your questions as best we can
here on the web site!
We know that often questions surface after you leave
a convention, so we'll try to help!

Dear ConZilla: I've heard
stories about "Old Time Fans" and Green Jell-O and Bathtubs...Would it
work as well in the Hot Tub?--Newbie
Dear Newbie: The lime Jell-O
needs time to set, and hot tubs don't allow for that. Besides which, the
hotel frowns upon such things. I'm afraid, the memories of the Jell-O
escapades have to remain in un-named "Old-Timer's" memories...Um-uh...No,
of course you can't do that at the hotel!
Dear ConZilla: I'm a
teen-age boy. What I'd really like to see at ConClave is naked dancing
girls like they have on the videos.--Hormones
R Raging
Dear Hormones,
No, I'm afraid we can't have naked dancing girls at ConClave. There are a
couple of reasons. The first is we are a family oriented convention, the
second is, that, while it may be a draw for some, the legalities would make the
lives of our convention committee...unique.
Dear ConZilla: Why are
you collecting money when you're going out of business. Are you really
going to be around next year?--Doubtful in Detroit
Dear Doubtful, "Yes, we're going to be
around next year! I wish I knew where *that* rumor came
from...It's more persistent than Florida cockroaches (Sorry Uncle Kage)...
Dear ConZilla: Can we have fresh sushi
available in the ConSuite?--Always Hungry
Dear Hungry: Not without sponsors with
very deep
pockets. We are working on ways of stretching out ConSuite
dollars further, so more people can have more food!

Thank you for your suggestions! Please,
keep them coming! E-mail us here!
We will take all serious suggestions to heart and
we will answer you here on the web! (As well as through e-mail).
